The History of Xyllomer as seen by a Priestess of Calric

And it was in the dawning of the world that AO the creator made Rokoon, and Rokoon created the Sky but the Sky was empty and boring. So AO created Tharandil, and Tharandil created the world and the plants and the animals and it was a little less boring. So AO created Bhaal, and Bhaal could not think of anything to build so he tried to take the Sky from Rokoon and the World from Tharandil, and there was much fighting and shouting and general mayham and the animals were very frightened. And Tharandil created the Centaurs to be strong and fierce and protect the forests and animals, and created the Fairies to be swift and wise to care for them.

And in the battles the blood of the gods spilt on the ground and from the blood Dualdin and Swarnigul and Calric were born. And Dualdin made the elves, and Swarnigul the dwarves and Calric the gnomes and also the humans were created by Someone to help the World against Bhaal. But Bhaal created the orcs and the goblins, the trolls and the giants so the fighting continued for quite a while.

And then Calric said: "Why should we all fight, would it not be much nicer if we stopped and built more things? It becomes boring to fight." And he went to Bhaal and asked him to please stop fighting. Bhaal was quite surprised, and as he had not talked to anyone but his own creations for a long time he was also lonesome. So he sat there and chatted with Calric and it was a time of peace. But in the meantime the centaurs and humans and elfs and dwarfs killed almost all the giants and orcs and goblins and trolls. Only the gnomes did not kill much because they were too busy building things.

And when Bhaal saw what had happened while he had chatted he became very angry. And he helped his creatures with great powers and had them drive back humans and elves and dwarfs and centaurs and kill many of them. They did not harm the gnomes too much because the gnomes had not harmed them, but there was another great war and much pain and blodshed.

And when Rokoon saw this he became very angry and cast Calric out and cursed him, as he thought Calric had been plotting with Bhaal. And Calric was very annoyed because he thought that it was partways the other god's fault, all that killing and rending and maiming and warlike stuff. But in the long chat with Bhaal he had realized that Bhaal was not really nice at all and wanted to destroy the world if he could not rule it. Calric did not approve of that either.

So he built himself a nice huge cave and took a bouncy gnomewoman as his wife and decided to let the other gods do the bickering and fighting and concentrate on building things instead.

The history of Calric, as told to me in visions by Calric (praised be his name). Amber, Priestress of Calric